Surveys

So apparently this is a thing. I figured I'd join in!

2/8/2021 - Taken from RB the ARTISAN

Whats your name spelt backwards?

!orbaC

What did you do last night?

Browse through Gemini and the World Wide Web on my iPad

The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

Godot Export Templates

What do you look forward to this winter?

Christmas

Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?

Yep, it's weird

Last time you swam in a pool?

Oof, must have been a year or so ago. Me and some friends went to Dundee to a Swimming pool. It was fun.

What are you wearing?

A t-shirt and some lounge trousers

How many cars have you owned?

Type of music you dislike most?

Pop, god I hate pop! It sounds so fake and clearly just ticking boxes. There's no soul!

Why are those people always screaming?

Who?

Are you registered to vote?

Aye

Do you have cable?

We have the equivalent here, yes.

What kind of computer do you use?

One I built myself, with an 8-core AMD CPU and an R9 Fury. I run Ubuntu 20.04 and Windows 7 on it.

Ever made a prank phone call?

Nope

You like anyone right now?

Nope

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?

Maybe

Furthest place you ever traveled?

Honduras, as part of a North American cruise me and my family went to

What's your favorite comic strip?

I don't have one.

Do u know all the words to the national anthem?

Nope

Shower, morning or night?

Night, it feels nice to get to bed after one!

Best movie you've seen in the past month?

Rear Window. Brilliant film!

Favorite pizza toppings?

Don't like Pizza

Chips or popcorn?

Chips

What cell phone provider do you have?

Have you ever smoked peanut shells?

No... what the f-

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?

No!

Orange Juice or apple?

Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?

I can't recall. I prefer eating in peace.

Favorite chocolate bar?

Kit-Kat

Who is your longest friend and how long?

Ryan, been friends since we were 7. About 20 years now. I feel old...

Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?

Have you ever won a trophy?

I have! I won two. I won one when I graduated from Uni with distinctions, and when I won Wikipedian of the year 2021!

Favorite arcade game?

I can't just pick one, there are so man- Street Fighter II

Ever ordered from an infomercial?

Nope

Sprite or 7-UP?

Nope

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?

Here in Scotland, it's compulsory, so yeah.

Last thing you bought at Walgreens?

We don't have Walgreens here

Ever thrown up in public?

Nope

Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?

Tough one. Maybe become a millionare, so I can make a positive difference to the world and make some lives better on this miserable plane of existence we call life.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Nope

Did you have long hair as a young kid?

I wish, wasn't allowed to.

What message is on your voicemail machine?

"Hey, this is *Cobra!*, leave a message after the beep" in 3 languages

Where would you like to go right now?

Italy. God I want to visit there again!

Whats the name of your pet?

Piccolo

How did you get your pet?

We got him and his brother from a shelter in 2009. Sadly his brother got hit by a car a few years later.

What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?

A have a few, for different occasions.

What do you think about most?

A lot of things. Projects I have planned in the future, what it would feel like to have a crush and have them actually like you back. Scottish Independence. Languages. Italy. I can't pick out just one.

3/8/2021 - Taken from Here

What were you doing at 11 last night?

Playing Portal 2 Co-Op with an Italian friend

Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in 10 years?

Yup, been friends for 20 years already

What could you eat any day of the week and never get tired of?

Benny's Chip Shop!

What's the craziest thing you've done?

The Scots Wikipedia Editathon thing. I never stopped to think, I just decided to organise an event and tell everyone I know, and news spread!

Someone knocks on your window at 5am, what do you say?

"What the fuck are you doing?"

Funniest thing that happened in the last 24 hours?

Nothing, really.

Do you have any plans for the weekend?

Nope

Would you change yourself for the person you love?

Depends on the person and what they want changed.

Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex?

It was. From my mum, she's the only person that actually calls me.

Would you kiss anyone you have texts from in your phone?

Probably.

Do you find drinking unattractive?

Very

When was the last time something bothered you?

5 seconds ago, when I remember that the UK is still a thing.

Do you know how to work a computer well??

Well enough, I built mine and have repaired it a couple of times.

To who did you last give the finger to?

A Union Jack flying in someone's front garden.

Is it more common for you to follow your heart or your mind?

My mind

Six months ago, can you remember who you liked, who was it?

Nope.

Do you like to hold hands?

If a girl wants to, sure.

Anything embarrassing happen today?

I still exist.

Would you ever go on a game show if you were offered?

Maybe.

What does your phone do when it receives a new text?

Make a noise and vibrates. Doesn't every phone?

Has anyone ever done mean things to you while you were sleeping?

Nope.

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

Nope.

Would you rather be at the beach or lake?

Lake. Hate the beach

Last thing you spent money on?

A Complete Sounds of Windows 95 Vinyl

What are you doing after this?

Sleep

Your song of the week?

Bomfunk MC's - Turn it Up

Have you ever cried from being so mad?

Probably.

Are you happy with the choices you've made?

Some of them

I bet you miss someone, huh?

Yup. There was this girl I once really liked. I wanted to get closer to her, but I overdid it, and scared her away, and she nuked me from social media. To say that hurt is like saying the arctic is a little chilly.

Would you rather be forced to eat 100 bananas or 100 apples?

I'd suffer either way.

Have you dated the person you texted last?

Nope

Is good grammar attractive?

Yup

Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

I had friends?

Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?

I know a Michael. Does that count?

What is today's date?

3rd August 2021

Who was the last person to call you baby?

My mum, when I actually was a baby

Has anyone ever sang to you?

Nope

What is your favorite color?

Purple, because my Synesthesia makes it taste like Cola!

What color are your eyes?

Brown

How tall are you?

6"3

What do you have planned for tonight?

Sleep

If you could have one wish right now what would it be?

I wish for Scottish Independence, or for PCs to use discs again.

When is your birthday?

In 7 days

Do you want to get married and have children one day?

Married, maybe. Children, no!

Who is the 9th contact in your phone?

Linda. Can't remember who that is.

Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?

Nope.

If you could spend more time with someone you used to be very close with, would you?

Nope, she wouldn't want that.

Could you go a day without eating?

Probably, I don't eat much these days.

Did your parents force you to go to church or let you make the decision?

I only had to go until I made my holy communion. After that, they let me do whatever.

What are you excited for?

Actually doing something tomorrow.

Did anyone see you kiss that last person you kissed?

Yeah, me and this girl were dared to kiss by our friends. So we did. It was nice.

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?

Sometimes.

Would you date an 18 year old at the age you are now?

No! I'm no creep!

What are you listening to now?

Shaba Ranks - Mr. Loverman

What woke you up today?

Needing to pee

Would you take someone back if they cheated on you?

Probably not

Have you ever dyed your hair?

Used to spike my hair up and dye it blue because I was a huge Sonic the Hedgehog fan.

Who was the last person you have a missed call from?

My mum

Where was your default picture taken?

What default picture?

How many windows are open on your computer?

Yes.

Anything you really want?

Scottish Independence

How many pillows do you sleep with?

Can you have more than one best friend?

Probably, I wouldn't know.

What was last thing you drank?

Water, because I'm a Hydro Homie!

How many pets do you have?

1, a cat named "Piccolo", he's adorable, but also a little shit!

What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?

Who last texted you?

RoyalMail

Who did you last text?

My friend James

Do you know anyone whose pregnant?

I know someone online who is.

What do you want right now?

Scottish Independence.

4/8/2021 - Taken from Teddybear-Halo

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?

No, of course not

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?

30 Minutes

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?

My Christmas Presents Last Year

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?

A few times

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

If you count walking around with an iPod, then this afternoon. Otherwise, last Thursday at Aikido practice.

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?

Games, albums, movies, books. Mostly games.

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?

Buttered Toast

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Their clothes, I guess

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?

I don't have a favourite of all time, but my current favourite is Turn it Up by Bumfunk MC's

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

North Lanarkshire, Scotland

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:

Govan High

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:

CeX, I guess

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:

Unpaid programmer, 2 weeks

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?

Nope

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:

Nope

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:

Nope

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:

I don't know if I'd call anyone

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:

Last Saturday. I went over to his to binge watch Avatar.

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:

Blue Lagoon

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:

Scotland won't survive as an independent nation.

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?

I don't do that.

24. CAN YOU COOK?

I can cook the stuff I eat, which consists of like 3 things.

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?

Who said I drove a car?

26. BEST KISSER:

Definitely not me. Probably.

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:

In 2018 when a girl I had a massive crush on cut contact with me.

28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:

Cheese. Makes me barf.

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:

I don't like anything about myself.

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:

How much time do you have?

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?

1 hour

33. FAVORITE MOVIE?

Tough one. Possible Batman: Forever or Back to the Future

34. CAN YOU SING?

Probably not

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?

Queen Tribute band. It was shite, to be honest.

36. LAST KISS?

My only kiss. A girl in our friend group was dared to kiss me, so she did. It was nice.

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:

The only movie I even remember renting was Pokèmon: The First Movie on VHS

38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:

My inhaler, and watch.

39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:

Italy. I love the country!

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:

Both have their uses.

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?

George Carlin

45. DO YOU SMOKE?

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?

Depends on the weather

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:

Do I look like someone who sleeps with other people?

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:

No idea. Probably.

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?

I don't even drive a car.

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?

French Toast

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:

Nope

52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?

Nope

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?

Nope

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:

My mum

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:

My mum, it was why I phoned her

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:

A thumbs up emoji

58 NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:

T-shirt and lounge trousers

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:

Questi Anni... Sta correndo via!

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:

I don't like Peanut, Butter, or Jelly

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:

Yep, shite at it, though.

63. CAN YOU SWIM?

Yep

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:

Vanilla

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?

No opinion

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:

I can read Hangul and Cyrillic, but don't know any of the languages that use them

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:

I attended a 1920s themes birthday party one time.

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON:

Spring, probably.

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?

I can't laugh at myself.

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?:

10am

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:

It's not hot

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:

I don't drive.

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:

A fish that had the same name as me. We had it in Italy, it died within a day, though.

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?

Cool

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??

I dunno, I don't plan these things

78. BIRTHDATE:

10th August 1994

79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?:

Someone that people like

85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:

Nope

87. ARE YOU SMILING?:

I never snmile

89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:

Not really.

90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?:

I'd love to visit South Korea and Japan

92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:

Nope

93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:

Nope

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?

I don't have one

95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:

I don't have a bathing suit

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:

Don't go to school

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:

We did, to Loch Lomand. It was nice.

98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:

I actually have. We went on Harmony of the Seas, and we went to Mexico, The Bahamas and Roatan, in Honduras. It was really nice! Although there wasn't much food on the ship that I like.

99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?:

Yeah, but we don't talk.

100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:

Aye

101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?:

Nope

102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?:

Who hasn't?

103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?:

Not really.

104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?

I don't wear jewellery

105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?:

Sleep, most likely.

4/8/2021 - Another taken from Teddybear-Halo

1. What Is your natural hair color?

Dark Brown/Black

2. Where was your default pic taken?

What default pic?

3. What's your middle name?

Andrew

4. Your current relationship status?

Single

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?

I don't have a crush now, but I doubt the only one I had did.

6. What is your current mood?

Neutral

7. What color underwear are you wearing?

Checkered

8. What makes you happy?

Neocities and the Smolweb

10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

I wouldn't mess things up with my crush and we'd still be friends.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?

A dolphin, probably.

12. Ever had a near death experience?

Nope

13. Something you do a lot?

Work on projects

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?

Bumfunk MC's - Turn it Up

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?

Teddybear-Halo

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?

Ian Murry, that arsehole Labour Unionist politician.

17. When was the last time you cried?

Every day

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Nope

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?

The ability to freeze time and do whatever

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Their clothes, I guess.

22. What's your biggest secret?

If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret, would it?

23. Favorite color(s)?

Purple

24. When was the last time you lied?

"I'm fine"

25. How amazing is your boyfriend/girlfriend?

I have a girlfriend?

26. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?

Yes

27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?

Nothing

28.Do you speak any other language?

I do. I speak Scots, English and Italian. I'm learning Scottish Gaelic.

29. What's your favorite smell?

New Car Smell

30. If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?

31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?

I don't actually remember.

32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?

Nope

33. What are you thinking about right now?

I need to clip my fingernails.

34. What should you be doing?

Clipping my fingernails

35. What was the last thing that made you upset/angry?

Arguing with a Unionist

36. How often do you pray?

Nope

37. Do you like working in the yard?

Nope

38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

I dunno

39. Do you act differently around your crushes?

Probably

40. Name one song that reminds you of an ex?

I have an ex?

41. What number question wasn't included in this survey?

9. ~~I totally didn't look to check.~~

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